People may Come and Go, but Food is Forever!

DISCLAIMER:

THIS POST IS INTENDED ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE FOOD MORE THAN ANYTHING. IF YOU ARE A FITNESS FREAK, WHO LOVES ALL KINDS OF FOOD, I WELCOME YOU TO THE CLUB. ANYONE WHO GETS OFFENDED, KINDLY SHARE IT WITH OTHERS, SO THEY CAN SPREAD THE OFFENCE ACROSS BORDERS.

Imagine this. You are fresh out of a breakup. At that stage where you mention your ex more times than you breathe in a day. What is your go-to stress buster? ICE-CREAM

What is the one thing every girl keeps stocked at her house every time the blood goddess decides to take her vengeance on her, once every month? CHOCOLATE

Picture a wedding function (Not yours…don’t get carried away!). Amidst your relatives asking you about your job, and imagining what your first child will look like, what are the four magical words you are dying to hear? “Food Counter Open. NOW”

*imagines a plate of mouth-watering Biryani*

Did you notice what is common? Yes, FOOD.

Let us try and justify the title of the post (Although, I don’t think there’s a need for a defense).

  • Every year we make new friends, and end some friendships. But, if you loved Biryani 5 years ago and order it again today, won’t you feel happy? Has the Biryani ever left your side? No, right? So, one point for loyalty.j

FOOD: 1

PEOPLE: 0

  • Suppose, a friend did something inexplicable that hurt you in ways unsaid. Does that ever happen with food? Are you ever hurt after eating a Red Velvet Cake? (Even a bad red velvet cake is good).

FOOD: 2

PEOPLE: 0

  • Let’s say your roommate messes up your room in order to find something, and doesn’t fix it later. Doesn’t it get you angry (Unless you are calm as a cucumber. Which I am not)? Now, does a slice of pizza ever make you angry? If anything, it makes you love yourself all the more.

FOOD: 3

PEOPLE: 0

  • If you are anything like me, you won’t like sharing your fries too (F.R.I.E.N.D.S. references….On Point!). What happens when people grab onto those crunchies without even bothering to ask you? It makes you go bananas. YES, it does. Admit it! Even diet food doesn’t make your head ache. But, people…..well, they ace in it.

FOOD: 4

PEOPLE: 0

  • Lastly, if you are a conversationist and you start a discussion about politics ( because, it’s the hot thing right now ), you will witness World War 3 live at the comfort of your home. On the contrary, mention “Donuts,” and the next thing is the left-wingers playing “Ring A Ring O’ Roses” with the right-wingers, gladly. Because, food unites people. Unlike some people, who end up partitioning a nation into two halves (Put your mind to it, you will get there….Yeah, you got it right!)

FOOD: 5

PEOPLE: 0


In conclusion, as we millennials would say, “FOOD IS BAE

*Mic-drop….Bajpai out*

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